~!!!!QUIZTIME!!!!!~

ZOMG this was SO stolen from Harpmasteeeeeeeer (only one e)

Rules:
Go to Google and search the phrase. Type in the first answer. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Michael needs a girlfriend
Um, okay?

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Michael looks like drag queen in one of Pauls porn videos
So, who's Paul?!

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Michael says, stealing books for the Kindle is trivially easy
Yeah, stealing is good kids!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Michael wants to get head


Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Michael Does Metal
K

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Michael hates Hobbitses
Precioooooouuuuuusssssss (Yeah, I get called Smeargle a lot)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Michael Asks Why
Why?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Michael goes to Sling Media

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Michael Likes A Good Blowjob Joke
(not really...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Michael eats toast
Toast is good.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Michael Wears Women's Shoes
Hummmm, okay. The next one down would've been "Michael wears too much make-up"

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Michael was arrested for possession of Class C drugs
But I don't use drugs! I was just selling them!